Funny thing, I have learned when a guy likes me this much [and I'm talking over the top likeyness], he is 99.99% of the time bat shit crazy. That's really unfortunate.
I bet you are wondering exactly what qualifies this person as someone you don't want to date ever again... Well, you know those times when you are insanely attracted to someone. It's the person whose eyes you can't look into because it makes you feel all funny. It's the person who you will find any reason to touch or to kiss. You want them to notice you, you want them to really really like you back because you really really like them. The great thing about sanity is that you have a filter that keeps you from acting out on these emotions or saying any of those things out loud on let's say a third date. I'm guessing that all of those years of "the guy" dropping acid (which I was later informed of) really burned a hole through that filter and it's never coming back.
Last night was our final date... I was almost sure he would redeem himself, but after the 20th time of telling him to slow it down, no, there was no redeeming. I felt like he wanted to crawl inside my skin and live there just so he could be with me 24/7. That's just plain creepy.
So I came up with some [what you think would be obvious] signs that a girl isn't that into you, based on my crazy boy experience:
- If a girl turns her head, she doesn't want to kiss you.
- If a girl is looking for the closest exit, she is planning on ditching you.
- If a girl is finding any excuse to talk to someone else, she is no longer interested.
- If a girl tells you she has to go home early because she has to get up for work or go home to feed her dog. It's done, because there is no dog and great guys can often trump work.
- If a girl says "I like me too" after you tell her how much you like her, you are in trouble.
- Finally, if a girl runs out to hail you a cab, shoves you in it and then ventures back into the drinking establishment to make new friends. It is o-v-e-r.
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