Why did I not know Five Star Bar had a stripper pole? With this discovery, and after a shot of liquid courage, I decided to test out "the pole" by trying out a couple of moves (fully clothed by the way). Here's what I learned:
- Stripper poles have bearings. They spin. It's fast and you get dizzy.
- Stripper poles are slicky. It's hard to get a good grip and not fall on your ass.
- Stripper poles leave bruises on your legs. It's painful the next day.
- Stripper poles allow men to show off some skillz. I was witness to the one handed spin with one foot tucked behind the pole and one leg out. It was magical.
- Stripper poles take a whole lotta arm strength to pull off proper moves. My arms are sore today.
- Stripper poles make you look hot. No matter what awkward move you do, somehow you look good doing it. The men were on fire last night. It was hot.
I have a new found respect for those pole working girls, it takes a whole lot of grace and a whole lot of strength. It should be an Olympic sport.
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